Hashtag Brownies

Name: William Walsh

Age: 6

Gender: Transvestite male

Species: Abortion

Date of birth: 11/9/2001

Place of birth: Dad's anus

Likes: Masturbation with grandmother, revisiting his birthplace, jar squatting

Dislikes: The knowledge of his own existence

Clothes (if any): Doge T-shirt, cargo shorts, backwards baseball cap

Personality: Tries to be an edgy cool kid but usually end up crying in his parents bedroom at the end of the day.

Sexual orientation: Feet